Tuesday, 1 December 2009

Day one

So I signed up to www.hundreddays.net and while I would love to do a genuinely creative thing like write a song every day or do something that will increase my well being like go for a run every day I'm sorry to say that I don't think I have the willpower to see it through. But I wanted to do something, so I've decided to write a haiku every day. I guess they will invariably be topical, and hopefully when the hundred days is up there will be a satisfying flow to them. I'm not going to type a big preamble before each one, but might do stuff like post youtube links to certain songs and stuff alongside them some days, or post a link to whatever inspired that day's haiku. Okay, here we go...HAIKU NUMBER ONE!

Don't buy eggs from those
Foreign folk. They smell and we
Distrust them deeply

Classic Daily Express idiocy: http://enemiesofreason.blogspot.com/2009/12/bloody-eggs-coming-over-here-stealing.html


  1. The Daily Express
    Would not print as there is no
    "Diana angle"

  2. Stupid foreign eggs
    Coming here, taking our jobs
    And council houses