Monday, 7 December 2009

Day seven: four feet in the grave

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/dec/06/french-mourn-tortoise-kiki

Not my most sophisticated effort today, but this story made me laugh (not literally). It reminded me of a nature programme I saw once where there was an extended tortoise sex scene. It proved quite uncomfortable viewing; the male tortoise (let's call him Victor Meldrew) walked around the female, headbutting her shell, then spent an age trying to get on top of her, then when he did made this strange throat-clearing sound while the female looked completely bored. It's funny how life often imitates life.


I once saw a show
About tortoises shagging.
It was disgusting

1 comment:

  1. Click clickety click
    The tortoises little prick
    Must not get a nick

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