It was only a matter of time before I wrote a haiku about cheese, and Jen B requesting one gave me the perfect excuse to do so. I love cheese. In fact, one of the things I am known as among my friends is a great lover of cheese. I'd rather just be known as a great lover, but you can't have everything.
Cheese plays on the fifth
Basic taste, or umami.
"Ooh yummy", more like
I'm enjoying this request a haiku thing, so I want more - go on, you know you want to!